Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Top rump

Since the whole silverside thing happened, I decided to try another cheap beef joint to see how it went. All in all it went pretty well but due to the number of oil-rich bags I've just used, this post is unsuitable for Greenpeace supporters or as I call them, perverts.

Don't get me wrong, any sane and decent person wholeheartedly agrees with Greenpeace's principles and I stand shoulder to shoulder with every one of them. Then I see a dozen of them trespassing someone's ship and it makes me want to burn some tyres. Here's my advice to Greenpeace - engage, not enrage.

The reason I used so many bags was because the beef kept releasing juices which traveled up the bag under vacuum ruining the seal in the process. Next time I'll open the packaging and leave it to dry in the fridge for 24 hours giving me ample time to storm a BP fracking rig.